I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
It's never too late to be topless.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
