i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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