Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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