Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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