I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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