bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
