HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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