So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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