You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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