im having a threesome with these popsicles
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
