Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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