just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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