the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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