yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
