question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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