so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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