So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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