I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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