You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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