They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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