I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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