Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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