Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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