I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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