ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
