like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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