i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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