you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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