You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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