its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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