chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
i think im in europe. pls send help
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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