before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
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