I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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