is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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