I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
