the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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