I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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