I wanna bring you to show and tell
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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