OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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