It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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