Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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