Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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