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There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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