There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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