The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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