I'm gonna have a badass scar
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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