i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Randomize
