yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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