your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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