i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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